hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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