Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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