She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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