My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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