So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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