the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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