when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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