Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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