bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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