Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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