I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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