Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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