i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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