batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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