i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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