btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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