Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
