He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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