You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
