just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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