Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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