Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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