I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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