Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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