The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
