i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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