I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
