Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Randomize
