I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
MIDGETS
????
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
