I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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