Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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