with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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