when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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