Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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