adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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