That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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