Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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