i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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