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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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(727): View more from Florida

My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.

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(904): View more from Florida

pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that

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(760): View more from California

You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.

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(480): View more from Arizona

remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea

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