I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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