I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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