so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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