Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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