hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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