i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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