just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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