My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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