It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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