so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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