He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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