That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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