I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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