you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
