I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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