if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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